sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The air taste purple.
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