Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
