oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my shit smells like andre
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
is that a dick in a sweater?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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