porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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