I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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