you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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