if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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