i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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