That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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