: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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