i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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