...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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