either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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