I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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