btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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