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I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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