She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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