In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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