Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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