names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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