Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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