I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
