"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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