i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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