Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the condom got lost in my hair
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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