to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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