Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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