But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm at about main and main street
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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