he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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