Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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