jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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