I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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