I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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