either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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