Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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