New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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