My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
