Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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