i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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