Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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