I accidentally had phone sex last night
Porn is love you can see.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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