So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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