Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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