If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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