um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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