holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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