is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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