is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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