I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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