i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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