I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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