maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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