I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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