So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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