I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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