i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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