is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i think im in europe. pls send help
Randomize
