batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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