Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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