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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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